Hoax History

Day 1: this is about Jussie
Day 2: this is about the assailants
Day 3: this is about Trump
Day 4: this is about Trump supporters
Day 5: this is about all Republicans
Day 6: this is about America and how we all as a nation are to blame
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– HOAX REVEALED –
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this is about Jussie

Republicans Pounce on Actual Democrat Policies

Well, that’s pretty low, throwing their own policies back in their faces! </sarcasm>

Sen. Bernie Sanders launches presidential bid

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Where do these inherently entitled rights come from? Not the US Constitution. And it not recognizable in any sense with what our Founding Fathers believed. 

“When I talked about Democratic socialism, somebody wants to call me a radical?” he questioned. “Okay, here it is — I believe that people are inherently entitled to health care, I believe people are entitled to get the best education  they can, I believe that people are entitled to live in a clean environment, people are entitled to have decent paying jobs, that’s what I believe.”

Sen. Bernie Sanders launches presidential bid

Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blankets

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a statement to D.C. police given Tuesday, senator and presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren claimed that two men in colonial outfits accosted her on the street and assaulted her with smallpox-infected blankets.

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-claims-two-men-in-colonial-outfits-assaulted-her-with-smallpox-infested-blankets/

Victims of Socialism in Venezuela Warn U.S.: ‘Don’t Fall for It,’ ‘People are Eating from Trash Bags’

VenezuelanwomanssSocialism is magical: it makes everyone equally poor. 

Victims of Venezuelan socialism who have come to America recently attended a Venezuela Freedom Rally in Washington, D.C., where Campus Reform asked them for their message to Americans who support socialism.

“Bernie Sanders is your enemy. Do not ever, ever get involved with this individual or any of the other socialists,” one man who escaped Venezuelan socialism warned. “People are eating from trash bags in the streets,” one woman said. “In Venezuela, there is no food, no medicine, education. No, nothing, nothing,” another woman added.

Others warned Americans not to fall for socialism’s false promises, and to beware its gradual usurpation of citizens’ freedoms:

  • “It is not a game, it is not the route to go, it is not possible, it is not feasible, don’t fall for it.”
  • “It doesn’t work the way the book says…socialism is too good to be true.”
  • “It’s a gradual process, over time, little by little, power is taken away from the people.”
  • “People always talk about the Nazis and stuff like that, but nobody talks about socialism and communism.”
  • “For me, it’s kind of an insult to the Venezuelan people, who have been protesting for years.”

https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/craig-bannister/socialisms-victims-warn-us-bernie-sanders-your-enemy-dont-fall-it-people-are

Here’s a list of the 31 national emergencies that have been in effect for years

According to the Federal Register, 58 national emergencies have been declared since the National Emergency Act of 1976 was signed into law by President Gerald Ford.

And 31 have been annually renewed and are currently still in effect, as listed in the Federal Register.

Here’s a list of the presidents who declared still ongoing national emergencies.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/list-31-national-emergencies-effect-years/story?id=60294693

Amazon Spokesperson Blames Ocasio-Cortez for NYC Retreat

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But think how much better off they are without those 25,000 high-paying capitalist jobs in their economy! </sarcasm>

 

https://www.lifezette.com/2019/02/amazon-spokesperson-blames-ocasio-cortez-for-nyc-retreat/

University settles lawsuit with scientist fired after he found soft tissue in dinosaur bones

Mark armitage csun 696x400Thou Shalt Not find data contrary to the current paradigm! 

CSUN scientist Mark Armitage found soft tissue in a dinosaur bone, a discovery that throws significant doubt on evolution. Then, two weeks after publishing his findings, he was fired.

NowCalifornia State University at Northridgehas paid Armitage a six-figure sum to settle his wrongful termination suit based on religious discrimination. While the university admits no wrongdoing, Armitage’s attorney said they feared losing a protracted lawsuit because of a “smoking gun” email that backed the plaintiff’s case.

The case of Armitage is the latest to show the mounting hostility Christians face in academics and other public arenas.

University settles lawsuit with scientist fired after he found soft tissue in dinosaur bones

White Supremacist Cancels Hate Crime, Fearing It Won’t Be Believed

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SAN FRANCISCO – Local white supremacist Claude Burke cancelled plans to commit a hate crime, citing a waning credibility factor.

According to Burke, he didn’t have confidence that the heinous act he was planning to commit would be believable in a time when the left keeps staging fake crimes against themselves for attention.

Claude wrote in a rant on Facebook:

“Why would I waste my time ambushing (((black people))) [sic] when they would all just point fingers at each other wondering who did it rather than fear my superiority?”

Burke blames the Jew/Mormon/Coca-Cola controlled media for providing a platform for Leftist False Flags which has created skepticism towards legitimate acts of domestic terrorism. He states it isn’t even worth the effort when nobody would believe he committed the hate crime because he’s a white supremacist.

“It’s like my targets would get all the credit for my work,” he continued. “And people wouldn’t believe me because I’m white. This is the kind of reverse racism I’ve been talking about all along.”

When asked about his future plans in light of his abrupt hate crime cancellation, Burke stated that ultimately his goal was to still live under National Socialism, so he would still try to find a way to land in prison. 

Claude speculated perhaps he could try to get there by selling Meth, because this, at least, would be a believable crime for him to commit.

White Supremacist Cancels Hate Crime, Fearing It Won’t Be Believed

Men Banned From National College Debate: Transgender and Women Only

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Here’s actual bigotry. 

“Our decision will empower women and non-binary people.”

A national college debate group banned men from participating in an upcoming tournament at George Washington University in the name of providing a “safe space” for women and transgender students.

The American Parliamentary Debate Association, the older of America’s two national debating organizations, last month voted with a two-thirds majority to make the April 19 event exclusively for students who are not cis-males. The George Washington University Parliamentary Debate & Literary Society will play host.

Men Banned From National College Debate: Transgender and Women Only

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air

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ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.

https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-offered-job-at-cnn-after-fabricating-news-story-out-of-thin-air/

French authorities detain 8.5K yellow vests since protests began in November

2077149001328616583This has got to be one of the longest protests on the books: 15 weeks and running! 

The French want socialism with the costs of capitalism.

Sorry, it doesn’t work that way. Socialism makes everyone equally poor. 

The arrest of yellow vest protesters has continued in France, while the demonstrations enter their 15th week. According to the French interior ministry, French authorities have arrested well over 8,000 people since the protests broke out last November.

Over the past 14-weeks yellow vests have demanded a better economy, an end to mass migration, and a resignation of the Macron cabinet.

French authorities detain 8.5K yellow vests since protests began in November

Rep. Jordan: ‘McCabe is untrustworthy and politicized the FBI’

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Congressman Jim Jordan recently responded to Andrew McCabe’s bombshell “60 Minutes” interview, and reiterated that McCabe is not trustworthy.

In a series of tweets Sunday, Jordan reminded the American people the former FBI deputy director has lied at least three times to the bureau, and has been referred to for criminal prosecution.

Rep. Jordan: ‘McCabe is untrustworthy and politicized the FBI’

Illegal immigrants with connections to Mexican cartel arrested in N.C.

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Six illegal immigrants with ties to one of Mexico’s most dangerous cartels are in custody for allegedly running a massive drug trafficking operation. The men are accused of transporting thousands of dollars worth of cocaine and methamphetamine to areas between Houston, Texas and Myrtle Beach. South Carolina.

Authorities say more than 1,800 grams of meth were delivered from a luxury home in Statesville, North Carolina in August and October of last year. That house allegedly belonged to a high ranking member of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel.

According to a human rights group in Mexico, the new generation cartel is the main rival of drug king-pin ‘El Chapo’ and brings violence to areas close to the U.S.-Mexico border.

Court documents show the men have been living in the country illegally since 2013.

Four of the suspects were arrested and appeared in a North Carolina courtroom last week. The other two were arrested in Florence, South Carolina and Cleveland, Ohio.

Illegal immigrants with connections to Mexican cartel arrested in N.C.

Global Warming Update: California Officials Warn Skiers to Stay Home, Too Much Snow

The storm was expected to dump between 3 and 6 feet (1 to 2 meters) of fresh snow in a region where some ski resorts reported getting 3 feet (1 meter) since Thursday. Officials warned of avalanches in the greater Lake Tahoe Area, where heavy snow and high winds were expected through Sunday.