Growing number of locals are the victims of fake claims. There has been a recent spike in unemployment benefits fraud reported across the nation, and residents in Whitman County are not immune from this scam. Scammers are stealing residents’ personal information to file fake unemployment claims with the state. Pullman Police Department Cmdr. Jake Opgenorth …
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi has unveiled a proposal to simply guess how people were going to vote. https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-unveil-proposal-to-just-guess-what-people-were-going-to-vote/
ATLANTA, GA—CNN has praised Governor Andrew Cuomo’s “brilliant” nursing home strategy as it ended in the deaths of thousands of senior citizens, who skew conservative and Republican. https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-praises-governor-cuomo-for-killing-off-elderly-trump-voters/
WORLD—Scientists, in a groundbreaking research study, have discovered that anyone who makes a different decision on wearing a mask than you is a sheep. Scientists and statisticians were shocked when they ran the numbers through various statistical analyses to arrive at the startling discovery. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-anyone-who-makes-a-different-decision-to-wear-a-mask-than-you-is-a-sheep/
AUSTIN, TX—Local woman Heather Karenson told her fellow Walmart shoppers Tuesday that she can’t believe some churches and small businesses think it’s safe to go back to church already. https://babylonbee.com/news/im-glad-were-closing-churches-for-public-safety-says-woman-in-line-at-walmart/
Greek-inspired tattoo. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ The phrase comes from the words the Spartan king Leonidas used to respond to the invading Persian king Xerxes in 480 B.C. Xerxes demanded that Leonidas surrender his weapons, and Leonidas replied, “Come and take them.” It’s been turned into an NRA-style rallying cry. And was used by Charlton Heston. HT: …
Washington state unemployment has big bucks stolen. Some reports say it was Nigerians. Regardless, the money is gone. Impostors have used the stolen information of tens of thousands of people in the state to fraudulently receive hundreds of millions of dollars in unemployment benefits, the head of Washington’s Employment Security Department said Thursday. Commissioner Suzi …
You won’t see the MSM reporting one of their own teammates doing this. The US Attorney’s Office in Philadelphia obtained a guilty plea from a Democratic Party elections judge, who admitted to taking bribes to stuff ballot boxes in favor of Democratic candidates in 2014, 2015 and 2016. According to the Department of Justice, 73-year-old Domenick J. DeMuro …
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Devastating.
Does anyone else notice the fact that the vast majority of Red States are in the upper half and the vast majority of Blue States are in the bottom half?
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. I wonder if the press would have objected if they …
As I’ve said elsewhere, there’s a difference between dying with coronavirus and dying from coronavirus. Colorado is at least being honest about it. Someone tell Gier. Colorado has lowered its coronavirus death toll from more than 1,100 to 878. The state’s Department of Health and Environment made the recent change to its statistics after clarifying the difference …
Wow, who would have thought that people would game the system! State officials say payments will be held off for as many as two days in order to verify claims; jobless claims continue to rise in Washington, Idaho OLYMPIA — Because of an increase in attempted “impostor fraud” applications for weekly unemployment benefits during the …
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U.S.—Americans in some states are finally starting to feel normal again, now that stay-at-home orders are being lifted. Children are at the park again, adults are back at the bar, and the elderly continue to play bingo at 4 p.m. sharp on a daily basis. https://babylonbee.com/news/back-to-normal-conservatives-go-to-work-while-liberals-stay-home/
U.S.—Following the popular model of Cash4Gold, the U.S. government has started its own unique franchise. Americans will be able to turn in a variety of freedoms and rights in exchange for some quick cash! https://babylonbee.com/news/us-government-opens-cash-4-freedom-franchise/
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats promised on Friday that they would provide all Americans with large, warm piles of gently digested cash that they would personally regurgitate into every citizen’s mouth one at a time. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said that she would personally be having her jaw hinge loosed so that she could emit larger clumps of …
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