Seen in California
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Elizabeth Warren Declares She Is Last Person Of Color Remaining In Democratic Race
U.S.—After Kamala Harris dropped out of the presidential race last week, Democrats were left with a shockingly white field of remaining candidates. https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-most-diverse-candidate-remaining/
Concerning Study Finds Fewer People Pretending To Be Christian
That is one advantage of living in a post-Christian country. U.S.—A new study is worrying pastors and other evangelical leaders, as it suggests that fewer and fewer people are pretending to be Christians than ever before. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-fewer-people-pretending-to-be-christian/
World’s High School Dropouts Reveal They’ve Actually Been Protesting Climate Change This Whole Time
WORLD—Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg is a stunning inspiration to us all. From the moment she bravely took the stage at the U.N. Climate Action Summit to angrily scold everyone for living such extravagant lifestyles, to her stunning and brave photo shoots in her luxurious home and yacht, the world has seen her as a …
‘Rise Of Skywalker’ To Introduce First Lesbian AT-AT
HOLLYWOOD, CA—During a recent interview with Out And Proud Magazine, Rise of Skywalker director J.J. Abrams hinted that the hotly-anticipated 9th installment of the Star Wars saga would include more clear LGBTQ representation, in the form of a lesbian AT-AT. https://babylonbee.com/news/rise-of-skywalker-to-introduce-first-lesbian-at-at/
Chinese Christians Send Missionaries To Bring Gospel To Unreached America
This doesn’t seem like satire. U.S.—Chinese missionaries arrived on the shores of California today to bring the gospel to the “most unreached country in the world,” America. https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-churches-send-missionaries-to-bring-gospel-to-unreached-america/
Bernie Sanders Hastily Adds Right To An Abortion At Any Time To Copy Of The Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Bernie Sanders tweeted that women have the right to a government-funded abortion at any time, his legal experts informed him that the Constitution actually doesn’t say anything close to that. https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-hastily-scribbles-also-women-have-the-right-to-an-abortion-at-any-time-onto-copy-of-the-constitution/
November One Of The Driest On Record For The Palouse
November 2019: Top ten driest on record: proof of global warming. October 2019: coldest October ever on record — that’s just weather. November was one of the driest on record for the Palouse. The National Weather Service in Spokane reports that Pullman only received 2.29 inches of rain last month ranking as the 4th driest …
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PRH Commissioners Considering Possible 3rd Expansion Bond Election
This is the way statists work. Propose a bond for $29 million. They absolutely must have that much. Nothing less will do. Notice that it’s not $30m. That’s like gasoline being $2.99 It fails. Propose a bond for $29 million again. The people didn’t understand the first time. It fails. Propose a bond for $19 …
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Republicans Are Learning to Love Unconstrained Executive Power
Republicans Are Learning to Love Unconstrained Executive Power. Just like their counterparts in the Democratic Party do! Do Republicans and Democrats have any respect for what makes America the country it is? When it comes to the country’s political foundations, it doesn’t look that way. Some countries are defined by culture, others by ethnicity, and …
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Déjà vu: gas lines during the 70’s
Thanksgiving 2019 at the San Luis Obispo, Ca., Supercharger Station. 15+ Teslas waiting to recharge at 4:45pm Thanksgiving Day.
U.S. gun background checks on pace to break record in 2019
Getting ready for 2020. Background checks on gun purchases in the U.S. are climbing toward a record high this year, reflecting what the industry says is a rush by people to buy weapons in reaction to the Democratic presidential candidates’ calls for tighter restrictions. By the end of November, more than 25.4 million background checks …
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Silent auction to benefit Palouse Democratic Socialists of America
If they were really socialists, they would give everything that they have, not do a benefit auction. I guess it’s better than taking everything I have. To support the Lucky Friday miners currently in their third year on strike in Mullan, the Palouse Democratic Socialists of America will host a solidarity food drive and silent auction …
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Moscow softens requirements for parking, accessory dwellings
I had meant to post this two days ago. City council eliminates lot size requirement for accessory dwelling units, covered parking requirement Lot size is no longer an obstacle for Moscow property owners to construct an “accessory dwelling unit” on their property. The Moscow City Council on Monday night chose to eliminate the minimum lot …
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‘Capitalism Has Failed Us!’ Mark Ruffalo Shouts From Atop Massive Mountain Of Cash
SIMI VALLEY, CA—Shouting could be heard echoing from a massive mountain range of money sitting on the over 6,000 acres of land bought by celebrity Mark Ruffalo to store his vast accumulation of crisp Benjamins. Witnesses say that Ruffalo was standing at the peak of his Mt. Everest of money shouting about the failures of …
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SPLC Adds Die Hard Christmas Movie Denial To List Of Extremist Hate Ideologies
MONTOGOMERY, AL—The Southern Poverty Law Center has added the denial of Die Hard being a Christmas movie to its list of noted hate-filled ideologies such as neo-nazism, white nationalism, and holocaust denial. https://babylonbee.com/news/splc-adds-die-hard-christmas-movie-denial-to-list-of-extremist-hate-ideologies/
Pelosi Clarifies She’s Not One Of Those Extremist, Anti-Baby-Murder Catholics
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Pelosi lashed out at a reporter who asked her if she hated President Trump today, invoking her Catholic religion as a basis for her obvious total lack of hate for anyone. https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-clarifies-shes-not-one-of-those-anti-baby-murder-catholics/
Mount Rainier caps swarm of weekend seismicity with 3.6 magnitude quake
If Mount Rainier were to blow, it would make the Mount Saint Helen’s eruption look like a burp. After a spurt of seismic activity this weekend, Mount Rainier National Park was shaken by a 3.6 magnitude earthquake Sunday afternoon. The quake hit at 12:31 p.m. and was felt as far as Kent, nearly 80 miles away, …
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