Hillary Clinton Rehearsing Convention Speech In Dozens Of Different Dialects

Via the ever excellent Babylon Bee: PHILADELPHIA, PA—After hiring a plethora of speech coaches to assist her in preparing for her big Thursday night address, sources confirmed Tuesday that Hillary Clinton is practicing her Democratic National Convention speech in dozens of different U.S. dialects. “Normally I just adapt my drawl to mimic whatever pitiful populace I’m currently addressing,” she […]

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Charges dismissed against Planned Parenthood videographers

Via the Houston Chronicle: David Robert Daleiden and Sandra Merritt were charged with tampering with a governmental record, for using a fake identification to gain access to the facility. In a surprise move before a hearing on the legitimacy of the indictment, prosecutors dismissed the charges. Deleiden and his attorneys claimed victory for the anti-abortion

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Clinton campaign braces for more DNC leaks

Via the Washington Examiner: We can only hope for an email dump every day during the DNC. The comedy is wonderful. The Clinton campaign is bracing for another WikiLeaks email dump. Jennifer Palmieri, the Clinton campaign’s communications director told reporters she wouldn’t be surprised if the rogue organization notorious for publishing hacked documents releases more

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In Response To Recent Terror Attacks, Obama Cracks Down Hard On Global Warming

Yes, it’s satire. But brilliantly so. Via the excellent Babylon Bee: Responding to cries for greater defensive action and assurance as high-profile terror attacks ramp up worldwide, President Obama declared Tuesday that his administration is ready to get serious about global warming. “We recognize that the American people are worried, the American people are scared, and the

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Moscow (Idaho) Man Gets Prison Term For Threatening To Shoot Police Officers

Via the Spokesman Review:  A North Idaho man was sentenced Tuesday to 16 months in prison and three years of probation for threatening to shoot a man in Moscow and shoot law enforcement officers and their families in Pullman and Moscow. Paul Jens Suggs, 20, of Moscow, was sentenced in U.S. District Court for communicating

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Former Fox News ‘Terror Expert’ Gets Prison For Fraudulent CIA Claim

ANNAPOLIS, Md. (Tribune News Service) — The Annapolis man who appeared as a guest on Fox News claiming to be an ex-CIA employee was sentenced to 33 months in prison on Friday. In addition, 62-year-old Wayne Simmons was ordered by U.S. District Court Judge Thomas Selby Ellis III to serve three years of supervised release,

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Black Lives Matter Co-Founder Demands “White Folks” Stop Saying “All Lives Matter”…It’s Racist!

No Title No Description Marissa Jenae Johnson is a cofounder of Black Lives Matter and now insists saying “all lives matter” is a “new racial slur.” In a Fox News interview she said, “White Americans have created the conditions that require a phrase like ‘Black Likes Matter’. Do you know how horrific it is to

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Condoleezza Rice Calls Americans to ‘Race Toward God’ in Moving Prayer After Dallas Ambush

Condoleezza Rice, who served as secretary of state under President George W. Bush, said Americans “need to race again toward” God in the wake of the police-related shootings in Baton Rouge and Minnesota and the officer ambush in Dallas. Rice offered the stirring prayer over the weekend during a service at Menlo Park Presbyterian Church in

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This Physical Education Textbook Chapter on ‘Riflery’ will Blow a Liberal’s Mind

Via Gary DeMar:  The book Physical Education for High School Students was originally published in 1955 with a revised edition in 1960 and a second edition published in 1970. Here’s the opening paragraph from the chapter on “Riflery”: “The United States of America was built, it is said, with three implements: the axe, the plow, and the

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There Are Too Many Trees In California Soaking Up Much Needed Water, UC Berkeley Study Says

You honestly cannot make this stuff up! Even the Onion wouldn’t have thought of this one.  Environmental scientists at UC Berkeley are saying that there are too many trees in the California’s forests. The researchers say fewer trees would leave more rain water available to meet the state’s demand. There Are Too Many Trees In California

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