Hillary Clinton Rehearsing Convention Speech In Dozens Of Different Dialects
Via the ever excellent Babylon Bee: PHILADELPHIA, PA—After hiring a plethora of speech coaches to assist her in preparing for her big Thursday night address, sources confirmed Tuesday that Hillary Clinton is practicing her Democratic National Convention speech in dozens of different U.S. dialects. “Normally I just adapt my drawl to mimic whatever pitiful populace I’m currently addressing,” she […]
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