Satire

It has been defined this way by Moscow’s Intoleristas for decades now.  They also define “free speech” as anything they agree with.  U.S.—A coalition of groups and organizations has come together to officially redefine hate speech as “speech we don’t like.” The coalition included several dictionaries, the SPLC, the majority of colleges and universities in […]

I again cannot find where reality ends and satire begins.  WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Attorney General Barr suggested that the FBI and other agencies spied on Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, former FBI director James Comey fired back. “We did not spy,” he told reporters as he stretched for his morning yoga class. “We just observed and reported

I traveled in Communist East Germany and Czechoslovakia back in 1979. There was only one choice of everything on the shelves.  That would make the Democrat Socialists happy.  WASHINGTON, D.C.—Needing to cool off from the high-stress life of a U.S. senator who has to work three days a week, Bernie Sanders was spotted Tuesday ranting

Remember: they are not looking for tolerance. They are looking for acceptance. There’s a difference.  U.S.—Progressive spokespeople issued a statement this morning offering a friendly reminder that if you don’t agree with them on every last issue they will absolutely destroy you. “It doesn’t matter if you’re with us on 90% of issues. If you

This is simply incredible. I find it especially funny since by two-year-old loves talking like JarJar.  NABOO—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come under fire after giving a speech to a crowd of Gungan supporters on the planet of Naboo. Critics claim Ocasio-Cortez clearly shifted her speaking style to try to emulate the Gungans’ speech patterns, changing

Monkey With Typewriter Produces Reasonable Alternative To Green New Deal More brilliant satire. Monkey With Typewriter Produces Reasonable Alternative To Green New Deal Monkey With Typewriter Produces Reasonable Alternative To Green New Deal A Babylon Bee subscriber contributed to this report. If you want to get involved with the staff writers at The Babylon Bee,

Brilliant satire for those who are fans of VeggieTales.  KITCHEN COUNTER—Notoriously lazy piracy association The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything have announced their official support for Bernie Sanders’ 2020 presidential run.

He’s apologizing to the #MeToo Movement for being their poster child for white males of privilege who take advantage of women.  #RunJoeRun U.S.—Former Vice President Joe Biden has been under fire recently for the way he gets handsy and invades the personal space of women, with numerous women speaking out against him. It is believed

Is this even satire? They have lowered the bar for special forces so that women can join in.  UNDISCLOSED—According to a US special ops team in an undisclosed location, a feminist activist and blogger endangered their team’s mission by popping up out of nowhere to lecture them on the gender balance of their squad. The

Socialism is for the math-impaired. WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a recent media appearance, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez came prepared to defend her Green New Deal and far-left economic policies.   

  CARACAS—Socialist Venezuela has received praise from various leftist groups across the globe for achieving the world’s first-ever zero-hour work week.

I cannot tell where reality ends and satire begins. WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid a flurry of accusations of inappropriate touching and crowding people’s personal space leveled at former vice president Joe Biden, President Trump announced Friday that Biden is his appointment to the Transporation Security Administration. Biden will be tasked with showing TSA agents how to violate

Yes, she actually has a degree in economics from Boston University 😳 I guess if BU can turn out a socialist, that says something about their Econ program. 

Here’s the story: “We want to clarify and correct something that happened earlier in the show,” Ed Henry, host of “Fox & Friends,” said Sunday.  Here’s the satire.  NEW YORK, NY—A map hanging in Fox News’ offices reportedly labels every country other than the United States as some form of “Mexico.”

Now this is hysterical!!!  ATLANTA, GA—Fooling thousands of readers in a prank that the cable news organization said was “just for fun,” CNN published a real news story for April Fools’ Day this year. The story simply contained a list of facts, with no embellishment, editorializing, or invented details. The story also didn’t cite shaky “anonymous

More non-satire satire.  U.S.—Over the weekend, as pro-life film Unplanned enjoyed a strong debut at the box office, Twitter employees took action against the movie’s social media account for displaying “dangerous, potentially truth-telling content.”

They are never unsure of who to murder, though.  HOLLYWOOD, CA—Saying they hadn’t heard of the concept of having a beating heart, several Hollywood actors called for a boycott on any states that promised to protect babies with beating hearts.

And more brilliant satire.  WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Congressional Democrats have drafted a resolution to impeach President Donald Trump. Since the Mueller report cleared Trump of collusion with Russia, the Democrats weren’t sure why they should impeach Trump and have left the reasons for impeachment on their resolution blank for now.

More brilliant satire.  ATLANTA, GA—Both CNN and MSNBC saw a ratings dive this week after the Mueller report determined there was no collusion between President Donald Trump and Russia in the 2016 election, while Fox News appears to have done very well in the wake of the news.

Brilliant.  CHICAGO, IL—The NAACP has given Jussie Smollett a prestigious award for his important work creating much-needed jobs for Nigerian-American citizens.