Satire

This is not satire.  WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a bold initiative announced as part of her campaign for president, Elizabeth Warren has identified a large, government-created problem and has announced a new, bloated plan to create an even larger, government-created problem. “The government’s meddling and interference has inflated prices and saddled our young people with debt,” Warren announced […]

This is simply too good.  Some people think Hillary Clinton is robotic and hard to sympathize with, but even our hearts went out to her on this one.

Not much difference between buying votes with Best Buy debt and college debt.  U.S.—Addressing audience questions at a CNN town hall Monday evening, presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren promised to repay the debts of everyone who bought a PlayStation 4 on their Best Buy credit card.

They are poor, misunderstood prospective voters… U.S.—During a CNN town hall event Monday evening, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders came out tough on terror, vowing to do what was needed to round up the remaining members of ISIS in order to give them the right to vote in US elections.

More satire?  U.S.—In order to show respect for the victims of horrific attacks in Sri Lanka over the weekend, several top Democrats have vowed not to mention their religion at all. “The best way we can show reverence for these victims,” former president Barack Obama said, “is to be very careful not to mention that

PARIS—Well, seems there was a bit of bad luck in the Notre Dame fire last week. While most of the relics, artwork, and idols were saved, one thing didn’t survive: all the Catholic Church’s meticulous records on its ongoing sex abuse scandals.

ATLANTA, GA—Anchors at CNN headquarters have made a bold statement of unwavering faith after the Mueller Report revealed no actual evidence that Trump colluded with Russia. “We believe in collusion with all our hearts and will never let the world’s teachings get in the way of that,” said Jim Acosta while mumbling mantras quietly in

More non-satire satire.  NEW YORK, NY—Well, this is more than a little odd. Every single attendee of Bernie Sanders’ town hall meeting on Fox News earlier this week has reported that their wallet has mysteriously gone missing. “I know I had my wallet in my pocket, but after meeting Bernie Sanders, shaking his hand, and

Also spot on.  U.S.—Scholars have long debated what the unforgivable sin is. Now one group of Bible experts says they’ve figured it out: it’s whiteness.

Not much satire here.  What’s been in the news lately? We had the tumultuous midterm elections, the wild Mueller investigation and that whole shindig, and whatever Trump last said on camera. Can people even remember what our last conflict in the Middle East was? Yemen, I think. But that was months ago, so I think

After it was revealed that Bernie Sanders only gave a very small percentage of his considerable wealth to charity upon release of his tax returns, socialist Bernie Sanders vowed to do better, promising to be more generous with your money in the future.

This is great satire.  It demonstrates the left’s inability to distinguish between criticism and inciting to violence.  In their mind, those are one in the same.  Be gone free speech! 

Such outdated beliefs! 

NIMBY! 

Isn’t there a word for two-tiered socialism?  WASHINGTON, D.C.—As presidential candidate Bernie Sanders prepares to release his tax returns that reveal he is now a millionaire, he has clarified his views on socialism. “I do very much believe in socialism,” Bernie Sanders told the press. “Inequality is a huge problem. But I never said I

WORLD—Scientists have issued a dire warning: the current number of Democratic presidential candidates is simply unsustainable.

More examples of where satire blurs the line with reality.  HOLLYWOOD, CA—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was pumped to attend a taping of The Price Is Right in Hollywood this week. The special guest introduced herself as a U.S. representative and rising star of the Democratic Party. Things got interesting when the game began and every time it was