Satire

Note: Tom Hansen and anyone else who cannot tell the difference, these are satirical posts.

Miraculous: Clump Of Cells Transforms Into Fully Formed Baby Upon Womb Exit

AKRON, OH—According to witnesses of the miraculous event, an amorphous clump of cells was instantaneously transformed into a beautiful, fully formed human baby the moment it was delivered at Grace Hospital Wednesday afternoon.  “Our little bundle of joy is so precious,” mother Hannah Bramer told reporters as she held her baby boy for the first …

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Ultrasound Unable To Detect Heartbeat In New York State Legislators

After the New York State Legislature voted to greatly expand abortion rights all the way up until the point of birth Tuesday, doctors quickly ordered echocardiograms on every lawmaker who voted for the bill, but tragically, no heartbeats were found by any of the ultrasounds.