Never ask a question you do not already know the answer to.
Just in case you didn’t know, Ben and Jerry of overpriced ice cream fame are Bernie Bros. and flaming progressive liberals — but of course you knew that. Ben Cohen has his eye on the midterms, and on Friday he asked for help coming up with names for seven new ice cream flavors to represent seven up-and-coming progressives running for Congress.
We love the disclaimer, “The people, not the corporation” — gotta keep it grassroots, you know?
Anyway, the internet came through and provided some great suggestions.
These are too good not to share!
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@YoBenCohen @MoveOn You didn’t build that sundae
https://twitter.com/awstar11/status/1043624476884094976
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Rocky Road to Ruin
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Utopian Breadline pudding. We can all stand in line together to get our rations! No cutting @Ocasio2018
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Venezuelan Zoo Animal Crunch?
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Chappaquiddik Chip ?
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn #1 Plantation Nation #2 Mixed Nuts #3 Socialism Heathcare #4 Max Tax Tracks #5 Snowflake Cake #6 Abortion Cluster #7 TDS 2020
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Maxine Madness. Just a lot of nuts.
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Bernie Sanders Neopolitan – a flavor for each house
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@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How bout triggered toffee or sjw-meltdown or environmental nut
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How bout Commie Carmel
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Sweet Socialism. Vanilla ice cream with a cherry swirl. $400 per pint.
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How about “Maxine’s Harrass Mint” available at restaurants, gasoline stations, and department stores?
@BobInHaiti @YoBenCohen @MoveOn https://t.co/034qTVJ25d
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Benghazi Berry, Traitor Truffle, Dead Vet Velvet Cake.
@JamesSweasyLive @YoBenCohen @MoveOn Snowflake chip!!
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Snowflake Sundae, I Identify As Pie, Believe All Walnuts (Sometimes), Socialist S’mores (w/out the marshmallow & chocolate because you had to give them to someone who didnt earn them), Chocolate Pay For My Home & Healthcare Chip, Open Borders & sCream, PedoFudge Chunk.
End of the Americone Dream Anti-Semitic Crunch Man Hating Maple Half-Baked Ideas New York Super Socialism Chunk Everything But The Freedom Hillary Hillary Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz https://t.co/yoOIj8ngJy
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Beto’s criminal record. Whiskey flavored ice cream with a mix of stolen nuts.
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Liberal tears vanilla with slivers of almond
Here’s 8 in case there’s one you don’t want to use. Asparagus Marxist Mocha Chunky Gulag Swirl Amaretto Alinski Mint Gorilla Vanilla Chavez Equality Toffee Coffee Collective Caramel Delight Allocated Apple Walnut Venezuelan Truffle Crunch https://t.co/W8HsWOCexf
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How about “I lose, I scream!!!
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Safe space fluff – marshmallow inspired whipped chocolate…
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Raspberry Sore Beto
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Media meltdown
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Russia Russia Russia Rape Rape Rape
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How about Ellison’s Punch? Or Blumenthals Fables?