This is exactly how I feel when I talk to people who support Anthropogenic Global Warming — anything and everything (even opposite things) are proof of global warming.
Bottom line: if everything causes global warming, then nothing does.
Let me see if I understand this
Global warming will make the world warmer, unless it doesn’t, then it won’t. If it doesn’t and it won’t, global warming will make the world colder, even though you counted on it getting warmer and windier, and invested a very large amount of money based on the idea that you could use the effects caused by warming to make electricity with giant windmills, that now aren’t getting enough wind because global warming really made it colder instead of warmer the way all the computer models predicted.
And though all the global warming prophets of doom were wrong about it getting warmer and windier, they’re really right, because cooling is caused by warming, even though it’s not windier, and you’re stuck with outrageous electric bills, but it’s not their fault.
Or something like that…