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Opinion: We Tried Republican, Then We Tried Democrat, Then We Tried Republican, Then We Tried Democrat, Then We Tried Republican. Is It Time We Try Democrat? Some time ago, a hopeful people looked for answers to all the problems that plagued this country. And then the Republicans emerged, and they seemed to have answers, so

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Great satire against Pres. Trump.

CNN Lists Job Opening For Head Fiction Writer ATLANTA, GA-Shortly after being forced to let go three journalists for their involvement in publishing a fake story regarding President Trump’s alleged connection to Russia, media and news network CNN listed a new job opening Wednesday morning for a new head fiction writer. The network is reportedly

Via the Babylon Bee: U.S.—The National Weather Service has issue has issued widespread flash flood warnings across America as liberal tears continue to pour down unabated, increasing in severity after Karen Handel’s victory over Jon Ossoff in the race for Georgia’s 6th Congressional District.   “We advise all citizens to disconnect electrical appliances, bring outdoor

Think of it this way: Obama ran for office in 2010 opposed to homosexual marriage. Hillary was also publicly against homosexual marriage. Progressive Suddenly Realizes Some Of Her Current Beliefs Might Render Her An Intolerant Bigot Ten Years From Now Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship AUBURN, CA-Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed. Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th,

6 Easy Steps To Starting A Cult Starting a cult is a dream for many. The followers, the fame, the fortune (as L. Ron Hubbard famously said: “If you want to get rich, start a religion!”). But it’s so hard to know where to begin, is it not? It is. Lucky for you, we at

Mormon Space Program Launches First Manned Mission To Kolob SALT LAKE CITY, UT-The official space program of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced the successful launch of its first manned mission to Kolob Tuesday. In the Mormon belief system, the planet Kolob is the celestial body nearest to the throne of God.

ATLANTA, GA—After years of publishing distorted headlines, slanted news articles, and heavily biased news coverage, media giant CNN announced Friday that it has decided to launch a spinoff site that focuses on real news comprised of objective facts. Dubbed “CNN: Real,” the site is designed to bring the news media empire into the arena of

U.S.—According to sources, every United Methodist congregation in America joined together to hold a nationwide “going out of orthodoxy” blowout sale on the churches’ lawns this past weekend. The sale provided the churches with an opportunity to rid themselves of dusty, unused orthodox beliefs that had been lying around the buildings collecting dust for several