Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of Race To Spend More Time With His Many, Many Houses

So many choices. So many millions.

BURLINGTON, VT—In a move that will come as no surprise to anyone following his failing campaign, Democratic presidential primary candidate Bernie Sanders has dropped out, announcing he wants to spend time with his many, many houses.

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