Parents Allow 6-Year-Old Son To Begin Transitioning Into A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Per His Wishes

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Sure, why not. 

PORTLAND, OR—It began like any other day for the Leroux family. Greg and Cindy were getting ready for work—he a CSR for a paperclip manufacturer, she a street henna tattoo artist—when their boy Hayden came downstairs to eat his morning breakfast of Kashi’s new redwood-flavored cereal, made with bits of real redwood trees.

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