Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy To Wield Congressional Gavel

01/04/2019 / Satire

I’d take Thor any day over what we currently have.

Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel

WASHINGTON, D.C.-Just as Nancy Pelosi was about to take the gavel of the Speaker of the House Thursday, she met her first serious challenger: a recent Asgardian immigrant named Thor Odinson, God of Thunder.Pelosi was handed the gavel but was unable to lift it.

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