When reality is too hard to parody.
Wow. Compassionate and humane: Democratic representative Eric Swalwell is such a champion of peace that he just announced he would be willing to nuke the entire country to stop gun violence once and for all.
#DontNukeMeBro
Compassionate: This Democratic Representative Is So Opposed To Gun Violence That He’s Willing To Nuke The Entire Country To Stop It
Wow. Compassionate and humane: Democratic representative Eric Swalwell is such a champion of peace that he just announced he would be willing to nuke the entire country to stop gun violence once and for all.