Video Games Blamed For Sudden Rise Of Hastily Constructed, Abandoned Forts Across Nation

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U.S.—Forts are everywhere. They’re often hastily constructed — thrown together in less than a minute from pieces of wood (and sometimes stone or steel) — and often abandoned, the kids who made them running off to make another fort in mere minutes. Parents are baffled, but an easy culprit has been found: video games.