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Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON, D.C.-A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed Monday.The official cause of death was suicide, though the bullet wounds were in the back of the turkey's head and the bird lacked opposable thumbs with which to operate a firearm.The turkey had been …