That would be one of my three sons.
Global Warming Pinned On Kid Who Keeps Leaving The Front Door Wide Open While The Heater Is On
GRANTS PASS, OR-Scientists have finally discovered the primary cause of global warming: local kid Oliver Paulson, who left the front door wide open dozens of times while the heater was on this past weekend.Every time the boy runs inside from playing, he leaves the front door open, and it looks like we're all going to pay the price from his carelessne …