Liberals Clarify: ‘Alt Right’ Means Everyone To The Right Of Stalin

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—An extensive study revealed that the majority of liberals define the term “alt-right” as meaning anybody who is politically to the right of Joseph Stalin. The study involved thousands of hours of focus-testing, surveying, and reaction-based observational studies on liberals from all over urban centers and liberal hotspots across the United States.