Is this even satire any more?
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic leaders in Washington assured the nation Thursday that they will eventually get around to “low-priority issues” like condemning anti-Semitism among its party members right after they’ve finished with more important issues, like ensuring all Americans have the right to abort their born or unborn children.
Democrats To Condemn Omar’s Anti-Semitic Statements After Dealing With More Important Issues Like Advocating For Infanticide
WASHINGTON, D.C.-Democratic leaders in Washington assured the nation Thursday that they will eventually get around to “low-priority issues” like condemning anti-Semitism among its party members right after they've finished with more important issues, like ensuring all Americans have the right to abort their born or unborn children.