CNN Intern Dutifully Resets ‘Days Without A Fake News Story’ Counter Every Morning

ATLANTA, GA—According to sources within the cable news network, a recently hired intern at CNN has been tasked with resetting the station’s “Days Without A Fake News Story” counter, prominently displayed on the newsroom wall, each and every morning.

CNN Intern Dutifully Resets ‘Days Without A Fake News Story’ Counter Every Morning

ATLANTA, GA-According to sources within the cable news network, a recently hired intern at CNN has been tasked with resetting the station's “Days Without A Fake News Story” counter, prominently displayed on the newsroom wall, each and every morning.The intern, Jacob Lentils, is asked to switch the counter back to “0” after having …