After Accumulating $999,999,999, Man Stops Earning Money So People Won’t Get Mad At Him

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This is great, since the Democrats are picking on billionaires, while their candidates are millionaires. 

As I’ve always said: the wealthy are those who have more than you do. 

NEW YORK, NY—Successful businessman Kelvin Wood was alarmed when he checked his bank account. His net worth was now $999,999,999, putting him dangerously close to having an evil amount of money. “Oh no! People are going to hate me if I earn even a dollar more!” Wood remarked before shutting down all the businesses he owned to make sure he stopped earning more money.

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