‘Workers Of The World, Unite!’ Says Man Who Has Never Worked A Day In His Life

PORTLAND, OR—Local man Rayne Skye Meadows is constantly reciting Communist mantras like “Workers of the world, unite!” though he himself is not a worker, never has been, and currently has no plans to be one, ever.

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