More non-satire satire.
U.S.—Experts on murder rates in the United States have confirmed what we’ve all long suspected: banning murders is dangerous, because if we do so, murders will just occur in back alleys anyway.
Experts Warn Murders Will Just Occur In Back Alleys If Murder Outlawed
U.S.-Experts on murder rates in the United States have confirmed what we've all long suspected: banning murders is dangerous, because if we do so, murders will just occur in back alleys anyway.