How can you lose when you spend that much! </sarcasm>
Small Earthquake Registers In Texas Due To Number Of Liberals Literally Shaking After Beto Loss
TEXAS-Progressive rock star Robert Francis “Beto” O'Rourke lost his bid for Senate against incumbent Ted Cruz Tuesday- despite having deployed a war chest of $70 million toward his efforts-leaving liberals across Texas “literally shaking” so powerfully that it resulted in a magnitude 2.8 earthquake, seismologists confirmed.
Beto wanted to turn Texas blue: He blew a 0.13. He blew the scene. Then, he blew $100M. Success!
Razor on Twitter: “Beto wanted to turn Texas blue:He blew a 0.13.He blew the scene.Then, he blew $100M.Success! / Twitter”
Beto wanted to turn Texas blue:He blew a 0.13.He blew the scene.Then, he blew $100M.Success!