Tomahawk-Wielding Elizabeth Warren Vows To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces
WASHINGTON, D.C.-After receiving confirmation that she was at least 1/1024th Native American, Elizabeth Warren has embraced her fractional identity. Having gotten an authentic Native American outfit from a costume shop and armed herself with weapons she read on Wikipedia that a Native American might use — such as the tomahawk — Warren stood before a buffalo exhibit in the National Museum of Natural History at the Smithsonian to give a speech to the assembled press.