Never ask a question you do not already know the answer to.
Just in case you didn’t know, Ben and Jerry of overpriced ice cream fame are Bernie Bros. and flaming progressive liberals — but of course you knew that. Ben Cohen has his eye on the midterms, and on Friday he asked for help coming up with names for seven new ice cream flavors to represent seven up-and-coming progressives running for Congress.
Yo, internet! We need ur help to come up with 7 amazing flavors for 7 amazing up & coming progressives who could be headed to Congress in Nov. To sweeten the deal, Jerry & I will personally make a small batch of each of the winning flavors @MoveOn https://t.co/Gvn876rtTA
— Ben Cohen (@YoBenCohen) September 21, 2018
We love the disclaimer, “The people, not the corporation” — gotta keep it grassroots, you know?
Anyway, the internet came through and provided some great suggestions.
These are too good not to share!
https://twitter.com/DizzyDean79/status/1043627751809462272
https://twitter.com/AndrewLongen/status/1043630878663102464
https://twitter.com/awstar11/status/1043624476884094976
Highman Roth on Twitter: “Rocky Road to Ruin / Twitter”
Rocky Road to Ruin
Chris Torgerson on Twitter: “Utopian Breadline pudding. We can all stand in line together to get our rations! No cutting @Ocasio2018 / Twitter”
Utopian Breadline pudding. We can all stand in line together to get our rations! No cutting @Ocasio2018
Nerts on Twitter: “Venezuelan Zoo Animal Crunch? / Twitter”
Venezuelan Zoo Animal Crunch?
Goldens Rule on Twitter: “Chappaquiddik Chip 🍦 / Twitter”
Chappaquiddik Chip 🍦
https://twitter.com/Herrdeskrieg/status/1043575307813310466
https://twitter.com/Calvin_UGA85/status/1043573426391326720
https://twitter.com/AndrewLongen/status/1043632783942389761
https://twitter.com/RexValllachorum/status/1043617611034947584
Dellenite on Twitter: “How bout triggered toffee or sjw-meltdown or environmental nut / Twitter”
How bout triggered toffee or sjw-meltdown or environmental nut
Larry Cranford on Twitter: “How bout Commie Carmel / Twitter”
How bout Commie Carmel
https://twitter.com/joelengel/status/1043577635463290880
https://twitter.com/ratkat1973/status/1043566001512636417
https://twitter.com/AJtheMoose/status/1043486150344802305
https://twitter.com/BobInHaiti/status/1043477041977470976
Green loves Grogu 💚 #Grogang 4ever BAD BATCH ERA on Twitter: “pic.twitter.com/034qTVJ25d / Twitter”
pic.twitter.com/034qTVJ25d
James Sweasy on Twitter: “Benghazi Berry, Traitor Truffle, Dead Vet Velvet Cake. / Twitter”
Benghazi Berry, Traitor Truffle, Dead Vet Velvet Cake.
Jennifer on Twitter: “Snowflake chip!! pic.twitter.com/511M12LWoy / Twitter”
Snowflake chip!! pic.twitter.com/511M12LWoy
The Hybrid on Twitter: “Snowflake Sundae, I Identify As Pie, Believe All Walnuts (Sometimes), Socialist S’mores (w/out the marshmallow & chocolate because you had to give them to someone who didnt earn them), Chocolate Pay For My Home & Healthcare Chip, Open Borders & sCream, PedoFudge Chunk. / Twitter”
Snowflake Sundae, I Identify As Pie, Believe All Walnuts (Sometimes), Socialist S’mores (w/out the marshmallow & chocolate because you had to give them to someone who didnt earn them), Chocolate Pay For My Home & Healthcare Chip, Open Borders & sCream, PedoFudge Chunk.
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/1043613418488508418
TimO on Twitter: “Beto’s criminal record. Whiskey flavored ice cream with a mix of stolen nuts. / Twitter”
Beto’s criminal record. Whiskey flavored ice cream with a mix of stolen nuts.
https://twitter.com/MizTiques7/status/1043468001348071425
Highman Roth on Twitter: “Here’s 8 in case there’s one you don’t want to use. Asparagus Marxist MochaChunky Gulag Swirl Amaretto Alinski Mint Gorilla Vanilla Chavez Equality Toffee Coffee Collective Caramel Delight Allocated Apple Walnut Venezuelan Truffle Crunchhttps://t.co/W8HsWOCexf / Twitter”
Here’s 8 in case there’s one you don’t want to use. Asparagus Marxist MochaChunky Gulag Swirl Amaretto Alinski Mint Gorilla Vanilla Chavez Equality Toffee Coffee Collective Caramel Delight Allocated Apple Walnut Venezuelan Truffle Crunchhttps://t.co/W8HsWOCexf
Jeffrey Owen on Twitter: “How about “I lose, I scream!!!” / Twitter”
How about “I lose, I scream!!!”
https://twitter.com/Hon_Hak/status/1043563690967089153
DySoSaMa on Twitter: “Raspberry Sore Beto / Twitter”
Raspberry Sore Beto
tricia brasseur on Twitter: “Media meltdown / Twitter”
Media meltdown
Richard Werling on Twitter: “Russia Russia Russia Rape Rape Rape / Twitter”
Russia Russia Russia Rape Rape Rape
J Bee 6 on Twitter: “How about Ellison’s Punch? Or Blumenthals Fables? / Twitter”
How about Ellison’s Punch? Or Blumenthals Fables?
https://twitter.com/JustEric/status/1043619029003452416